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Lisa's facial

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Åldersskillnad Underåriga Straight Tvång Humor

This is a parody cartoon script

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[Panel 1: Elizabeth Hoover is standing in front of class. Lisa Simpson, Janey Powell, Becky, Allison Taylor, Hubert Wong and Ralph Wiggum is sitting in their benches. Ralph raises his hand.]

MS HOOVER
Today you're all gonna wright an essay about your weekend... Yes, Ralph?

RALPH
Miss Hoover, I went on a date with Lisa.

[Panel 2: Elizabeth Hoover is standing in front of class. Lisa Simpson, Janey Powell, Becky, Allison Taylor, Hubert Wong and Ralph Wiggum is sitting in their benches. Janey and Becky are laughing and pointing at Lisa, who is very embarrased]

JANEY and BECKY [singing]
Lisa's dating Ralph, Lisa's dating Ralph!

LISA
Eh, he meant playdate of course, nothing else, he, he...

MS HOOVER
Well, good for you, Ralph. Put that in your essay.

[Panel 3: Elizabeth Hoover is standing in front of class. Lisa Simpson, Janey Powell, Becky, Allison Taylor, Hubert Wong and Ralph Wiggum is sitting in their benches. Ralph is raising his hand again]

RALPH
Miss Hoover, Lisa's pussy smells like cat food.

LISA
No, no! He's talking about Snowball. Snowball! He meant pussycat!

[Panel 4: Elizabeth Hoover is standing in front of class. Lisa Simpson, Janey Powell, Becky, Allison Taylor, Hubert Wong and Ralph Wiggum is sitting in their benches.]

JANEY and BECKY [singing]
Ralph is eating Lisa, Ralph is eating Lisa!

RALPH
Miss Hoover, what's an essay?

MS HOOVER
Quiet everyone! Lisa, to the principals office. Now!

LISA
What?! But, but...

[Panel 5: Lisa is sitting in a chair at the principals office. Seymour Skinner is sitting behind his desk.]

PRIN. SKINNER
Lisa, why do you keep saying dirty words in class? This isn't the first time...

LISA
I did not! It was Ralph but he didn't mean to, he was confusing concepts whilst talking about Snowball, my cat.

[Panel 6: Lisa is sitting in a chair at the principals office. Seymour Skinner in sitting behind his desk.]

PRIN. SKINNER
Hm. But you are a bit... different, aren't you. It's like you are several years older than your classmates. An adult, almost.

LISA
Principal Skinner, you cannot hold me responsible for the other childrens lack of intellectual development...

PRIN. SKINNER
Well, I might have no other choice than to exspel you.

LISA
What?! No! I didn't do anything!

[Panel 7: Lisa is sitting in a chair at the principals office. Seymour Skinner is standing beside his desk.]

PRIN. SKINNER
Now you sound just like your brother. But... Maybe if you actually did something we could work this out. And by doing something I mean... You know, do me.

LISA
I can't belive what I'm hearing, Principal Skinner. Are you suggesting that a pornografic cliché is the solution to this? Are you trying to force me to have sex with you?

[Panel 8: The principal is standing next to Lisa. He is stroking her hair.]

PRIN. SKINNER
So, you like to watch porn, you say. That explains a lot. Well, then I presume you know how to orally pleasuring an man. Tell me the truth now Lisa: have you ever performed fellatio?

LISA [very embarrased]
Eh... Well... Yes...

PRIN. SKINNER
Oh, so Milhouse finally got lucky?

LISA
Milhouse? No, I would never... It was... Nelson...

[Panel 9: Lisa is kneeling in front of the principal. He is about to unbutton his pants.]

PRIN. SKINNER
Hm, that is typical, the bad boys gets all the action... On your knees, young lady! My penis is quite erect already, this is an opportunity to stop lecturing and use that cute little mouth of yours in a more productive way.

[Panel 10: Agnes Skinner is standing in the corridor. She is knocking on the door to the principals office.]

AGNES
Seymour! Why is the door locked?!

[Panel 11: Lisa is kneeling in front of the principal. She has his cock in her mouth.]

PRIN. SKINNER
Mother, a very delicate job is going on right now!

[Panel 12: Lisa is kneeling in front of the principal. She has his cock in her mouth.]

AGNES [from behind the closed door]
Seymour! What's taking you so long?!

PRIN. SKINNER
Mother, I'm cumming soon!

[Panel 13: The principal is cumming in Lisa's face]

AGNES [from behind the closed door]
Seymour! I can hear you struggling, what are you doing?!

PRIN. SKINNER
Mother, I'm just handing over... a big load... Ahhh!

[Panel 14: Lisa is left alone in the principals office. She is sitting on the floor with cum all over her face.]

LISA
Why are all men such filthy perverts?

[Panel 15: Lisa is sitting on the floor with cum all over her face. Ralph is standing beside her.]

RALPH
Lisa, you look like a frosted donut.

LISA
Ralph, you are lucky to have an IQ lower than the average pet...

[Panel 16: Lisa is sitting on the floor with cum all over her face. Ralph is on all fours like a dog, licking her cheek.]

RALPH
I love pets! Look, I'm a puppy!

LISA
Oh, no...

RALPH
Lisa, your face smells like my mom's hand lotion...

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